朋友們,聖誕節到了。然而今年中國網友在瀏覽網路的時候,除了流行在朋友圈鋪天蓋地求微信官方給自己戴聖誕帽之外,還有很多網友從分享的「聖誕老人」照片那裡,獲得了大量的驚嚇&hellip;&hellip;和創意。<p>確切地說,是中國的聖誕老人&mdash;&mdash;他不是來自北歐,他來自義烏。</p>
<p>先來看看這個最經典的,戴官帽、穿官服,身上還寫個大大的「福」,就差拱手給您鞠個躬說「老臣先行退下。」</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="max-width: 510px;"><img class="wp-image-148672 size-full" style="width: 100%;" src="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/105942_U90P4T8D858978F107DT20070122172512.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750/q/90" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" srcset="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/105942_U90P4T8D858978F107DT20070122172512.jpg 500w, http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/105942_U90P4T8D858978F107DT20070122172512-100x78.jpg 100w" alt="" width="500" height="388" /><img src="https://cdn2-techbang.pixfs.net/system/images/425120/original/accb24f19deb14a2d17dbdc45bf6a112.png?1514171228" alt="" width="509" height="397" /></div>
<p>還有這個在商場外,被打扮成夢露造型、露出藍色小褲褲的聖誕老人,表情很到位了。</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="max-width: 612px;"><img class=" wp-image-148676" style="width: 100%;" src="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/0023ae602b2a123e75e039_meitu_1.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750/q/90" sizes="(max-width: 602px) 100vw, 602px" srcset="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/0023ae602b2a123e75e039_meitu_1.jpg 800w, http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/0023ae602b2a123e75e039_meitu_1-100x67.jpg 100w, http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/0023ae602b2a123e75e039_meitu_1-768x512.jpg 768w" alt="" width="602" height="401" /><img src="https://cdn0-techbang.pixfs.net/system/images/425122/original/2ada8099d3441dc5099a841b2e6b7b9e.png?1514171403" alt="" width="613" height="406" />
<p>北歐的聖誕老人騎麋鹿,義烏的聖誕老人流行騎鴕鳥:</p>
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<p>有很多人說聖誕節在中國已經變味,更像是情人節。你們可能沒想到的是,有人就真的覺得聖誕老人太孤單,給他造了一個聖誕老奶奶在身邊,還當眾親嘴兒!</p>
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<p>還有一個讓老外們困惑的未解之謎就是,他們完全想不懂來自中國的聖誕老人們為何如此鍾情薩克斯風&hellip;&hellip;</p>
<p>別人擺貨的時候他們要吹,</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="max-width: 650px;"><img class="size-full wp-image-148684" style="width: 100%;" src="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/W020171210607377507447.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750/q/90" sizes="(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" srcset="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/W020171210607377507447.jpg 640w, http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/W020171210607377507447-100x66.jpg 100w" alt="" width="640" height="425" /><img src="https://cdn2-techbang.pixfs.net/system/images/425125/original/c4efbb4e88356657bfe7b9dadda7f2d4.png?1514171587" alt="" width="648" height="426" />&nbsp;</div>
<p>吹薩克斯到地老天荒,吹薩克斯到旁邊的小孩嗷嗷大哭&hellip;&hellip;</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="max-width: 604px;"><img class="size-full wp-image-148677" style="width: 100%;" src="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/20121227032716887.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750/q/90" sizes="(max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px" srcset="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/20121227032716887.jpg 594w, http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/20121227032716887-100x70.jpg 100w" alt="" width="594" height="414" /><img src="https://cdn2-techbang.pixfs.net/system/images/425126/original/9e0d5a1d13aa71d917c1d41012c861a5.png?1514171657" alt="" width="573" height="370" /></div>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="max-width: 604px;"><img src="https://cdn1-techbang.pixfs.net/system/images/425127/original/0255231d96f84ed281c932f8f65d9cb8.png?1514171670" alt="" width="617" height="436" /></div>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="max-width: 604px;">可能是因為,全世界只有中國的聖誕老人們最有藝術情懷?</div>
<p>當然,也可能薩克斯風這種玩具材料,根本就是義烏很多年前就剩下來的庫存罷了。畢竟我們也見過很多胖小丑、胖廚師,懷裡抱著一個薩克斯、身體扭來扭去的音樂小人兒。</p>
<p>其實除了薩克斯風,中國聖誕老人們還得負責敲鑼、打鑔和敲鼓:</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="max-width: 560px;"><img class="size-full wp-image-148680" style="width: 100%;" src="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Christmas-China-3.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750/q/90" sizes="(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px" srcset="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Christmas-China-3.jpg 550w, http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Christmas-China-3-100x64.jpg 100w" alt="" width="550" height="353" /><img src="https://cdn1-techbang.pixfs.net/system/images/425128/original/d1d7d94f69f86315e0b8105de85b87b5.png?1514171854" alt="" width="579" height="377" /></div>
<p>甚至還得學會踩高蹺,並跟豬八戒一起互動,可以說是德~藝~雙~馨~</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="max-width: 460px;"><img class="size-full wp-image-148678" style="width: 100%;" src="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/U48P1T1D11879116F23DT20061225101609.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750/q/90" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" srcset="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/U48P1T1D11879116F23DT20061225101609.jpg 450w, http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/U48P1T1D11879116F23DT20061225101609-100x72.jpg 100w" alt="" width="450" height="324" /><img src="https://cdn0-techbang.pixfs.net/system/images/425129/original/0dd2840eebac1126fa4b8feaa033eecb.png?1514171875" alt="" width="479" height="348" />
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<p>可能僅僅做出改造還不能圓夢,有人就專門造出了一個「中華聖誕老人郭子儀」,招牌六公尺高!當時的新聞報導說,這是郭子儀的後人覺得他的人生價值遠超過西方的聖誕老人,所以就欽定他做中國的聖誕老人。</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="max-width: 560px;"><img class="size-full wp-image-148682" style="width: 100%;" src="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Christmas-China-12.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750/q/90" sizes="(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px" srcset="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Christmas-China-12.jpg 550w, http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Christmas-China-12-100x66.jpg 100w" alt="" width="550" height="364" /><img src="https://cdn1-techbang.pixfs.net/system/images/425130/original/5df69b42167c2a2a89d892b8d003523c.png?1514171929" alt="" width="582" height="390" /></div>
<p>哦對了,還有這種心甘情願被你坐臉上的聖誕老人&hellip;&hellip;只要 50 元人民幣,能被你坐臉上還笑嘻嘻的聖誕老人帶回家!<img class=" wp-image-148685 aligncenter" style="width: 50%;" src="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/WechatIMG1026-e1514041760868.png?imageView2/2/w/750/q/90" sizes="(max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px" srcset="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/WechatIMG1026-e1514041760868.png 636w, http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/WechatIMG1026-e1514041760868-76x100.png 76w" alt="" width="384" height="505" /></p>
<p><img src="https://cdn2-techbang.pixfs.net/system/images/425131/original/146d1fa66455a322c71e6ac5449ae986.png?1514171980" alt="" width="419" height="526" /></p>
<p>擁有神奇效果、可嚇走身邊所有小孩的聖誕老人面具,7.5 元人民幣即可擁有:</p>
<p><img class=" wp-image-148688 aligncenter" style="width: 100%;" src="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/12-5.png?imageView2/2/w/750/q/90" sizes="(max-width: 445px) 100vw, 445px" srcset="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/12-5.png 1056w, http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/12-5-100x42.png 100w, http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/12-5-768x321.png 768w" alt="" width="445" height="186" /><img src="https://cdn2-techbang.pixfs.net/system/images/425133/original/cf9d08ab3f165f8d969c8194fdc12fbe.png?1514172127" alt="" width="700" height="296" /></p>
<p>也就比下面這個經典的聖誕面具差了一點點嘛&darr;</p>
<p><img class="size-full wp-image-148696 aligncenter" style="width: 50%;" src="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/12-3.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750/q/90" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" srcset="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/12-3.jpg 400w, http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/12-3-100x75.jpg 100w" alt="" width="400" height="298" /><img src="https://cdn2-techbang.pixfs.net/system/images/425134/original/92df319caec4d4541ab72c20b6193d85.png?1514172139" alt="" width="413" height="306" /></p>
<p>而接下來這位,就&hellip;&hellip;「讓我來為前面的聖誕老人們一雪前恥,從我的胯下鑽過吧,你們這些愚蠢的人類!」</p>
<p><img class=" wp-image-148689 aligncenter" style="width: 100%;" src="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/33-1.jpeg?imageView2/2/w/750/q/90" sizes="(max-width: 508px) 100vw, 508px" srcset="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/33-1.jpeg 750w, http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/33-1-100x80.jpeg 100w" alt="" width="508" height="406" /><img src="https://cdn0-techbang.pixfs.net/system/images/425135/original/46f287feb8cae17d83188d661a094093.png?1514172155" alt="" width="700" height="709" /></p>
<p><img class="wp-image-148694 aligncenter" style="width: 100%;" src="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/2562658972_2035603118.jpg?imageView2/2/w/750/q/90" sizes="(max-width: 542px) 100vw, 542px" srcset="http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/2562658972_2035603118.jpg 750w, http://cdn.pingwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/2562658972_2035603118-100x100.jpg 100w" alt="" width="542" height="542" />遠在北歐的聖誕老人的聖誕老人表示&hellip;&hellip;</p>
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